Ack! Ack! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed. Slim Whitman's yodeling being humanity's last hope tells you everything about our defense budget. Inspired by Mars Attacks!.
The Details:
A retro comic book illustration of a Martian ambassador fills the upper zone, depicting a skeletal brown figure with an exposed brain under a glass dome helmet, bulging red eyes, and a red and green spacesuit, aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam. Bold white block text with red dripping outlines below reads "ACK! ACK!"
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
