T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed. Slim Whitman's yodeling being humanity's last hope says everything. Inspired by Mars Attacks!
The Details:
Comic-style illustration of a Martian in a glass dome helmet with an exposed brown brain, red eye, and green-and-red spacesuit, aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam. Bold white block text with red dripping outlines below reads "ACK! ACK!"
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