T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: 100% ringspun combed cotton or Luxury: super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun combed cotton & polyester.
Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed. Slim Whitman's yodeling being humanity's last hope tells you everything about our defense budget. Inspired by Mars Attacks!.
The Details:
A retro comic book illustration of a Martian ambassador fills the upper zone, depicting a skeletal brown figure with an exposed brain under a glass dome helmet, bulging red eyes, and a red and green spacesuit, aiming a ray gun emitting a green beam. Bold white block text with red dripping outlines below reads "ACK! ACK!"
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