Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty-story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard.
The Details:
Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green, yellow, and blue bulbs flank the portrait. White sans-serif text below reads "UNTIL HANS GRUBER FALLS FROM NAKATOMI PLAZA."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
