Chuck Norris doesn't drink beer. Beer drinks Chuck Norris. Actually, scratch that. Chuck Norris does whatever Chuck Norris wants, and right now he wants two at once. Roundhouse optional.
Details: A Chuck Norris-inspired illustration showing a muscular bearded man in an open shirt holding two glasses of beer, one in each hand. Text reads "CHUG NORRIS" in large block letters below.
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