Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR.
The Details:
Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand-drawn saguaro cactus in yellow-green with darker green line details sits below, depicting a tall trunk with two upward-curving arms.
Fit & Fabric: