I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt

I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: June 16th - June 18th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR.

The Details:

Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand-drawn saguaro cactus in yellow-green with darker green line details sits below, depicting a tall trunk with two upward-curving arms.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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