I'm No Cactus Expert - Women's T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: 100% ringspun combed cotton or Luxury: super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun combed cotton & polyester.
Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR.
The Details:
Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand-drawn saguaro cactus in yellow-green with darker green line details sits below, depicting a tall trunk with two upward-curving arms.
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
- Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
