German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
German sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable.
The Details:
A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross-sections. Dark maroon Gothic blackletter text below reads "German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.