Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Astronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and this shirt finally stops lying about it. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate.
The Details:
Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each side. Curved light blue text along the bottom reads "IT ISN'T URANUS," completing the circular emblem layout.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
