I Don't Make The Rules - Unisex T-Shirt

I Don't Make The Rules - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Mistletoe at crotch level is the only holiday tradition where the rules get cited before the question gets asked. Nobody wearing this is getting lucky, but the arrow does the paperwork and plausible deniability has never needed a second sentence.

The Details:

Arched white serif block text reads "I DON'T MAKE" above "THE RULES" in a retro display style. A hand-drawn mistletoe sprig hangs below with green oval leaves, white berry clusters, and a red ribbon bow tied at the top. A large red downward-pointing arrow sits beneath the mistletoe.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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