All Men Are Cremated Equal - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Crematoriums swapped one letter in "created equal" and finally delivered what the Declaration promised two and a half centuries ago. Founding Fathers go in wearing powdered wigs and come out five pounds of grit, same as the guy who parked the carriage.
The Details:
Text in arched, distressed cream letters reads "ALL MEN ARE" in a bold, condensed sans-serif. A hand-drawn cream skull in a curled colonial wig shows muted green patches on the wig, cheek, and jaw, flanked by jagged burnt orange flames. Tall, rough-edged Art Deco cream text reads "CREMATED EQUAL."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
