Running on a platform of mid-tier retail zoning and monster truck diplomacy is honestly the most electable thing about Wesley. JC Penney is coming here because of him, and you will acknowledge that or lose your car dealership. Inspired by Road House.
The Details:
Blue halftone portrait of Brad Wesley with a red star above. Bold white text reads "VOTE BRAD WESLEY" above white outlined "2028" in large block lettering. A red banner below carries white text reading "JC Penney is coming here because of me. You ask anybody, they'll tell you."
