New Jersey Drones - Everything's Fine - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Jersey tourism postcards now feature surveillance drones instead of seagulls because the state watched unidentified quadcopters buzz their backyards while every level of government shrugged. "It's fine, everything's fine" is the state motto now, and honestly it always was.
The Details:
White arched text reads "GREETINGS FROM" above large 3D lettering reading "NEW JERSEY" in cyan with orange drop shadows, styled after vintage large-letter postcards. Two gray quadcopter drones with red and green navigation lights hover among white clouds and small stars above the lettering. Underlined yellow text reads "THE GARDEN STATE" below, with white script reading "It's Fine. Everything's Fine!"
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
