All Men Are Cremated Equal - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

All Men Are Cremated Equal - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Crematoriums swapped one letter in "created equal" and finally delivered what the Declaration promised two and a half centuries ago. Founding Fathers go in wearing powdered wigs and come out five pounds of grit, same as the guy who parked the carriage.

The Details:

Text in arched, distressed cream letters reads "ALL MEN ARE" in a bold, condensed sans-serif. A hand-drawn cream skull in a curled colonial wig shows muted green patches on the wig, cheek, and jaw, flanked by jagged burnt orange flames. Tall, rough-edged Art Deco cream text reads "CREMATED EQUAL."

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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