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Swapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout.
The Details:
A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue-inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American Balled Eagle."
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