American Balled Eagle - Unisex Muscle Tank
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Swapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout.
The Details:
A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue-inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American Balled Eagle."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Modern Unisex Muscle Tank. Features wide, low-cut armholes.
- Material: 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton. Lightweight and soft.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Relaxed and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
