Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex T-Shirt

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated delivery to USA United States Mar 11-Mar 13

T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.

Beavers built an entire ecosystem out of sticks and mud, and all they got was their name turned into the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Spelling 'damn' wrong is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch.

The Details:

Dark brown groovy lowercase text reads "are you a beaver?" above a detailed hand-drawn engraving-style illustration of a beaver perched on a pile of logs and branches. Dark brown rounded lowercase text below reads "cuz dam."

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.