Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Aliens traveling millions of light years across the galaxy and their first order of business is a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay.
The Details:
Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing.
Fit & Fabric: