Prestige Worldwide's campaign platform is just helicopter leasing and the Catalina Wine Mixer, which honestly polls better than most actual candidates. Running on boats and hoes requires garage-karate-level confidence. Inspired by Step Brothers.
The Details:
Distressed white bold serif text reads "BOATS" above "HOES" in the same style. Below, "'28" appears in a retro rounded font with red and white striped apostrophe and numerals incorporating white stars on blue fields with red outlines.