Brawndo - Women's T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
Replacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy.
The Details:
Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO" across a yellow banner. Orange-yellow italic text below reads "THE THIRST MUTILATOR."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
- Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
