Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Unisex Muscle Tank
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Highlighting "USA" inside "sausage" and slapping stars under it like a congressional seal is the most honest thing patriotism has produced in decades. Every other national symbol requires mythology, but this one just requires a grill and the ability to read.
The Details:
Distressed white block text reads "CAN'T SPELL" above a white sausage-shaped banner containing "SAUSAGE," with the letters "USA" highlighted in bright blue. Below, distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of six white stars.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Modern Unisex Muscle Tank. Features wide, low-cut armholes.
- Material: 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton. Lightweight and soft.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Relaxed and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
