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Morgan Freeman narrating your poor life choices would at least make them sound intentional. Putting him in a Captain Morgan pose just means the voice of God finally endorses what he's been quietly judging at every party.
The Details:
A parody mashup of the Captain Morgan rum pirate and a famously deep-voiced movie narrator, drawn as the swashbuckling captain himself with his cutlass and barrel.
Fit & Fabric: