Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
DILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over.
The Details:
Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1/2" 80/16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels read "Highest Quality" in script, "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE," and a red-bordered box reading "DOT CLASS C COMMON FIREWORKS."
Fit & Fabric: