T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.
DILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over.
The Details:
Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1/2" 80/16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels read "Highest Quality" in script, "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE," and a red-bordered box reading "DOT CLASS C COMMON FIREWORKS."
Fit & Fabric: