Dark Helmet - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Dark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs.
The Details:
Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white angular text in a Star Wars-style typeface reads "I AM YOUR FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.