Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club.
The Details:
Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by two small skull icons, with a ribbon banner reading "DETENTION SERVICES" and "ESTD" and "1985" on either side. Distressed white serif text along the bottom reads "DON'T MESS WITH THE BULL, YOUNG MAN."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.