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Guarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. The innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved, and grandma's selective hearing has never worked harder.
The Details:
Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans-serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden-orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a slightly grungy illustration style.
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