I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Hoodie

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Hoodie

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Estimated Delivery: November 25th - November 28th

Our high quality unisex fleece hoodies are a premium 8oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. They are beyond comfortable.

Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.

The Details:

A vintage roast Thanksgiving turkey on a platter, with a slogan about leaving the holiday cooking to Mom.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic pullover hoodie. Lined hood with color-matched drawcord and front pouch pocket.
  • Material: 8 oz heavyweight cotton/poly fleece. Blend varies by color.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit, true to size. Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex hold their shape.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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