I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.
The Details:
Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish-brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)."
Fit & Fabric:
- Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
