I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 11th - November 14th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.

The Details:

A vintage roast Thanksgiving turkey on a platter, with a slogan about leaving the holiday cooking to Mom.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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