I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Women's T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: 100% ringspun combed cotton or Luxury: super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun combed cotton & polyester.
Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.
The Details:
Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish-brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
- Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
