Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract.
The Details:
Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple white cartoon dog face with floppy ears, two dot eyes, and a round nose sits at the bottom.
Fit & Fabric: