Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex T-Shirt

Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 9th - November 12th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract.

The Details:

A slogan preferring dogs over people, with a cartoon dog face and a bone.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.