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Bolting an "eth" onto a parking lot threat promotes it to royal decree, same consequences, now with a trebuchet. Medieval knights never needed the warning half, because the finding out was always a guy in chainmail who had been waiting since dawn.
The Details:
A vintage woodcut-style medieval knight with sword and shield, paired with a mock Old English version of the modern warning about consequences, with a castle on the hill.
Fit & Fabric: