These Hands - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Threatening someone with a BOGO deal on knuckle sandwiches, available daily with extended Sunday hours, is the most honest small business model in America. Every line reads like a ShamWow pitch where the product demonstration ends with someone on the ground.
The Details:
Bold white serif text reads "THESE HANDS" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of two clenched fists aimed at the viewer, with white cursive reading "Absolutely" and block text reading "FREE!" alongside. A starburst shape reads "ACT NOW!" near white mixed typography reading "Special Offer," "Buy One, Get One Free," and "AVAILABLE DAILY · TWICE ON SUNDAYS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
