Heed! Pants! Now! - Women's T-Shirt

Heed! Pants! Now! - Women's T-Shirt

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NOTE: Deluxe women's tees now hug a little closer with a true contoured women's shape. Luxury tees still have a women's cut, just with a more roomy, relaxed fit. Sizing has changed, so check the size chart before adding to cart.

Estimated Delivery: May 24th - May 26th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Stuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer.

The Details:

Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange-red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth. Ornate white gothic serif text reads "HEED!" across the center, with bold white serif text below reading "PANTS! NOW!"

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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