I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Performative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point.
The Details:
Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish-brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
