I Don't Make The Rules - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

I Don't Make The Rules - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.

Mistletoe at crotch level is the only holiday tradition where the rules get cited before the question gets asked. Nobody wearing this is getting lucky, but the arrow does the paperwork and plausible deniability has never needed a second sentence.

The Details:

Arched white serif block text reads "I DON'T MAKE" above "THE RULES" in a retro display style. A hand-drawn mistletoe sprig hangs below with green oval leaves, white berry clusters, and a red ribbon bow tied at the top. A large red downward-pointing arrow sits beneath the mistletoe.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
  • Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
  • Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.

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