I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex Sweatshirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.
Getting laid to rest is the only hookup offer that comes with a gravestone and zero rejection. Honestly, trading loneliness for eternal unconsciousness barely counts as lowering your standards anymore.
The Details:
Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack-o'-lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small distressed cream text below reads "(TO REST)" in parentheses.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
- Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
