I Wanna Get Laid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Getting laid to rest is the only hookup offer that comes with a gravestone and zero rejection. Honestly, trading loneliness for eternal unconsciousness barely counts as lowering your standards anymore.
The Details:
Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack-o'-lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small distressed cream text below reads "(TO REST)" in parentheses.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
