Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Muscle Tank
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer.
The Details:
Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white-bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text reading "I RUN, YOU'RE FUCKED!" in a grunge style.
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Modern Unisex Muscle Tank. Features wide, low-cut armholes.
- Material: 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton. Lightweight and soft.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Relaxed and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.