Jesus Grocery Prices - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Jesus turning water into wine went from divine miracle to the only rational financial strategy at Whole Foods. Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars, so honestly, skipping straight to hammered is just good theology.
The Details:
Golden-yellow vintage engraving illustration depicts Jesus in flowing robes, smiling with radiating lines behind his head, holding up a bottle in each raised hand. Bold rounded retro text in matching golden-yellow reads "If Jesus saw these grocery prices, he'd turn everything into wine."
Fit & Fabric:
- Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
