Jesus Grocery Prices - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Jesus turning water into wine went from divine miracle to the only rational financial strategy at Whole Foods. Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars, so honestly, skipping straight to hammered is just good theology.
The Details:
Golden-yellow vintage engraving illustration depicts Jesus in flowing robes, smiling with radiating lines behind his head, holding up a bottle in each raised hand. Bold rounded retro text in matching golden-yellow reads "If Jesus saw these grocery prices, he'd turn everything into wine."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
