Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Muscle Tank
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Stay cool in our 4.2oz unisex tank top. Made of unicorn soft 100% airlume ring-spun & combed cotton.
Joe Dirt's fireworks list reads like a menu at the Waffle House of explosives, where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri. Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce.
The Details:
Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand-drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M-80 firecracker, flanked by white text reading "Silvertown's Finest" and "Since 2001." Yellow text below reads "FIREWORKS STAND" with white text reading "The Good Stuff" and "Stuff That Explodes." Smaller white text at the bottom lists fireworks including "Whistlin' Bungholes," "Crap Flappers," and "Whistlin' Kitty Chasers."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Modern Unisex Muscle Tank. Features wide, low-cut armholes.
- Material: 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton. Lightweight and soft.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Relaxed and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.