Merry Christmas Assholes - Unisex Sweatshirt

Merry Christmas Assholes - Unisex Sweatshirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 6th - November 9th

Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.

Santa flipping the bird finally makes "Merry Christmas" mean something, and the something is "assholes." Ninety years of stale cookies and complaints from the naughty list, and the man's entire feedback form is one finger.

The Details:

White retro script text reads "Merry Christmas Assholes" in casual hand-drawn cursive lettering in the upper left. A white vintage line-art illustration below depicts Santa Claus with a full beard and fur-trimmed hat and coat, carrying a large sack over one shoulder and raising his other hand with the middle finger extended, rendered with heavy crosshatching and halftone-style shading. Scattered white stars and dots surround the figure.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
  • Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.