Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our long sleeve T-shirts feature heavyweight 100% cotton with a solid, structured feel that’s built for warmth, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before fifty years of cinematic trauma kicks in. Those wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue.
The Details:
Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text reads "I HEAR BANJOS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability.
- Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend).
- Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
