Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Unisex T-Shirt
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
T-Shirts are available in two high quality styles. Deluxe: made with 100% ringspun combed cotton. Luxury: made with a super soft vintage style heather blend of ringspun cotton & polyester.
Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before fifty years of cinematic trauma kicks in. Those wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue.
The Details:
Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text reads "I HEAR BANJOS."
Fit & Fabric:
- Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable.
- Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
