Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex Hoodie
PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
Our high quality unisex luxury fleece hoodies consist of a premium 8.5oz ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. They are beyond comfortable.
Drinking warm rubber-flavored water from a garden hose baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to make jokes about it instead of calling a therapist.
The Details:
Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand-drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern.
Fit & Fabric:
- Fabric: Heavyweight 80/20 cotton/poly blend. Features a double-lined hood and pouch pocket.
- Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and durable.
- Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
