Enrolling kids in Finkle's camp sounds wholesome until the entire curriculum is lace orientation and a shrine to Marino. Staff polos look professional, but the Yelp reviews are unhinged. Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
The Details:
Shield-shaped badge in teal, orange, and white contains an orange football at the top with a banner reading "LACES OUT!" in white uppercase lettering. Teal script text reads "Ray Finkle's" across the midsection, with bold orange and white block letters reading "FOOTBALL CAMP" below. Three stars anchor the badge bottom, two small orange stars flanking one larger white star.
