Realer Than Your Bitch Ass Santa - Unisex Sweatshirt

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass Santa - Unisex Sweatshirt

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Estimated Delivery: November 25th - November 28th

Our high quality unisex sweatshirts consist of a premium 8.5oz cotton/polyester blend with a classic crew neck and flattering fit.

Santa claiming he's realer than your bitch ass is the boldest flex ever attempted by a man invented to sell soda. A century of being exposed by eight-year-olds and he's still giving a thumbs up, so technically he's winning.

The Details:

A vintage style illustration of Santa Claus in his hat and full beard, grinning and giving a thumbs up, paired with a hip-hop style boast about being the realest one around.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double-needle stitching for durability.
  • Material: 8.0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly).
  • Fit: Standard unisex fit. Cozy and warm.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.