Realer Than Your Bitch Ass Santa - Women's T-Shirt

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass Santa - Women's T-Shirt

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NOTE: Deluxe women's tees now hug a little closer with a true contoured women's shape. Luxury tees still have a women's cut, just with a more roomy, relaxed fit. Sizing has changed, so check the size chart before adding to cart.

Estimated Delivery: November 25th - November 28th

T-Shirts come in two premium styles. Deluxe: 100% ring-spun cotton. Luxury: ultra soft vintage heather blend of combed ring-spun cotton & polyester.

Santa claiming he's realer than your bitch ass is the boldest flex ever attempted by a man invented to sell soda. A century of being exposed by eight-year-olds and he's still giving a thumbs up, so technically he's winning.

The Details:

A vintage style illustration of Santa Claus in his hat and full beard, grinning and giving a thumbs up, paired with a hip-hop style boast about being the realest one around.

Fit & Fabric:

  • Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette.
  • Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture.
  • Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit.
  • Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.